I don't really mind the scraping of the teeth. It's the polishing that I can't stand. That little spinning toothbrush makes a creepy sound. Not only that, but I can't stand when the gritty feel on my teeth, or when the cleaning tool touches my gums. And, I look like a zombie after they floss my teeth.
That being said, these are a few things I'd rather be doing that sitting in the dentist's chair.
- Running. I don't run. I don't even work out. But I'd rather run mile after mile than get my teeth cleaned.
- Waiting in line.
- Cleaning my showers. I hate cleaning the showers. They are gross. I get wet and covered in bathroom cleaner. I have to bend over, and that makes my back ache.
- Changing a dirty diaper. By that I mean the kind that takes a bath, where you throw the clothes away, and the horrible situation is etched in your memory.
- Changing a tire. Never done it, but it's probably more pleasant.
- Mowing the lawn. I did it once as teen; not for me. I don't like being that sweaty. It's hard with hills, and I'm allergic to grass. If my husband were to die suddenly, I'd hire a lawn service before I mowed the grass again.
- Camping. In a tent. With no bathroom nearby.
- Caring for a colicky, inconsolable infant all day.
- Driving a stick-shift, uphill, in traffic.
- Replacing the batteries in the smoke detector at 3 am.
- Moving. The whole thing, packing boxes, moving the stuff into a truck, and unpacking. Well, maybe not the whole thing, just an hour of heavy lifting.
- Giving the dog a bath.
- Doing dishes after a big dinner. The kind where all the pots and pans are used, and you have to wash the fine china by hand.
- Matching socks.
That's just a quick list off the top of my head. Even though I hate the act of having my teeth cleaned, I do love that clean teeth feel. Also, I get a free toothbrush.
I happened to be sitting in my dentist waiting room when I read this one :)
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